Cameron Diaz: HasThe Hots For Diddy

Cameron Diaz is dating P. Diddy, it has been claimed. The actress and the hip-hop mogul were seen laughing and holding hands at Prince's party and concert to showcase his new book '21 Days' on Friday.

Later in the evening, the pair reportedly sneaked away from the bash and locked themselves in a room.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Cameron and Diddy seemed only to have eyes for each other. During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, Cameron spoon-fed Diddy her bread pudding."

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American Idol: No Big Surprise!

David Archuleta and David Cook- American Idol Season 7 finalists.

It was no big shock to me that David Cook won American Idol this year.

With all the 'Stage-Daddy Drama' of David Archuleta's dad, this may have hurt Archuleta's popularity just enough for him not to be the winner.

The question is, "Did anyone really care?"

Is American Idol just growing old?

There was a lot of drama this year with the cast but overall, I was not entertained.

I hope that David Cook can keep up his celebrity status, unlike Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard, who have slipped back into celebrity obscurity.

Whoopi Slams Denise Richards On 'The View' (Wed)

I was typing on my blog and I heard this going on in the background.

Even I thought Whoopi was getting spicy hot with crazy Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Denise Richards.

Denise must have practiced in front of a mirror because her "performance" was pretty good.

Look, I know what it's like to have an INSANE...I mean INSANE ex-husband and she kept her cool!

Bravo Denise.

Lindsay Lohan Sued Over Fur Coat Incident

The fur is still flying in the case of Lindsay Lohan and the missing mink coat: Now the actress has been slapped with a lawsuit accusing her of taking the fur without permission.

Masha Markova, 22, claims that the Mean Girls star took her $12,000 golden sheared mink coat when they were both at the New York City nightclub 1Oak in January, the Associated Press reports, citing papers filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court.

I know there are pictures of her going into the club that night with a black coat and leaving with this mysterious fur coat.

I think she was too wasted to remember what the hell happened! The young lady got the coat back. I cannot understand what more she wants from Lindsay. Seems frivolous.

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Seriously's Word Of The Day: Whore-ible!

What's that mean?

When you know a girl or a guy that is using another person for their money or for sex...

They are "whore-ible"

"Whore-ible" people are heartless users of others that may actually care for them.


(c) Seriously McMillan 2008

Star Jones Said What About Her What?

The ever-deflating Star Jones recently hosted a taping of “The Bad Girls Club” where one of the girls accused another of being “a cheeseburger away from being obese” - which caused a huge brawl. Here’s what Star had to say about the comment:

“If I punched every b*tch who called me fat, it would be dead b*tches all up and down the highway.”

Well, Star... what about all the people who are now saying you're a fraud for not admitting that you had gastric-bypass surgery when you claimed you didn't?

I think we get to knock you out for that one!

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Paris Hilton: Waaahhh! I Wanna Get Married!

They've been dating for less than three months, but Paris Hilton and Benji Madden already have marriage in mind.

Like this will last! Puhlleazzze!

In fact, she's already pondering her gown: "I'd wear a beautiful white dress," she said dreamily, "probably Dolce & Gabbana."

Dreamily... Paris, OMG! Are you really that dense?

"We are the perfect match," said the 27-year-old (who begins filming her MTV reality show, I Wanna Be Paris's New Best Friend! on Monday). "We don't like being apart, we like to stay with each other as much as we can."

I guess this is what we want to base a lifelong relationship on. Paris, forget talking to you 'cuz you've proved you are hard-headed!

Blah, blah, blah, Paris!

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Paparazzi Want Pics of Posh, Not Paris

Socialite Paris Hilton was shocked recently when very few photographers waited for her at the Dorchester Hotel in London. Most of them went to see the launch of Victoria Beckham's denim range at Harrods.

Victoria said: "I'm getting a chance from really cool, credible people in a cool career. If you work really hard it happens."

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Seriously's Word Of The Day: Pre-Marital Divorce

What's that?

A couple has been together sooooo long that you think they are legally married, and they do the "That's my man" or "That's my girl" chit chat. But, they are not married and now they are fighting and breaking up as if they have to go to divorce court and fight it out.

Pre-Marital Divorce: When legal divorce is not necessary, a couple has just as much drama as a legally divorcing couple, like splitting property and deciding who's keeping the dog.

Possible Future Victims Of Pre-Marital Divorce:
Brad & Anglelina
Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey
Matthew McConaughey and his baby mama

(C) Seriously McMillan 2008

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Do Pre-Marital Prep!

Ashlee & Pete must be serious!
They are getting the whole family involved in the preparations of their wedding.

Whatever big sister Jessica Simpson tries, little sister follows.

• Jessica sings, Ashlee sings...

• Jessica marries my former class mate (Read about that here), and Ashlee marries someone...I don't know.

• Jessica had a reality show, Ashlee had a reality show.

Now I wonder if Ashlee is going to do a rehash of the Newlyweds reality show her big sis did.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, along with their families and friends, prepared for the big day with a slew of pre-wedding celebrations.

With his father by his side, Pete was spotted leaving his bachelor party at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills Thursday night.

When asked about the upcoming wedding by photographers, Pete said, "I'm a happy camper!"

As for the bride, Ashlee reportedly celebrated her bachelorette party with sister Jessica [Jessica Simpson], her mom, and friends at the Simpson family home in Encino, CA, which is believed to be the location of Saturday's wedding.

White tents can be seen on the Simpson family property.

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Paris Does London!

Paris Hilton and her pale and pastey "Backseat Boy" of the year (See the definition of backseat boy here) named Benji Madden, head out for some fun in London.

Shouldn't Paris be treating her guy to some "sun in a bottle" 'cuz he's looking a little ghostly?

What Happens In Cannes, Ends Up Here! Part 2

Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Jack Black

This is the "sequel" to "What Happens In Cannes, Ends Up Here!"

My previous post of the same title showcased Brad and Angelina...sprinkled with a little Jack Black, the lovable goof.

Here's some photos of other stars and celebrities at Cannes 2008.


Above is George Lucas and his wife, Melody.


Here's a classy shot of Eva Longoria.



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What Happens In Cannes, Ends Up Here!

This years Cannes Film Festival is like the European version of the Academy Awards Red Carpet walk.

The star shined so brightly, most were blinded. Well, most were blinded by the huge set of babies that Angelina Jolie is carrying around. That's right. I mean set, as in pair...or what we normally call twins.

I don't care that she is preggers. What else does she have to do but lay under Brat Pitt all day and have sex?...not a bad job.

Here's Angelina Jolie showing off the proof that she, in fact, had sex with Brad Pitt.

And Brad Pitt smirkin'. Hey, he knows his sperm really work!





Here, the human version of Shrek, also known as Jack Black is there being the fun-loving Ogre.

Dirty Jenna Jameson Is Going Legit?

Hoe Queen Jenna Jameson is trying to go...legit-ish?

She wants to become the B-movie version of Meryl Streep in "Zombie Strippers".

I suspect let's get some money rolling in after that bad plastic vaginoplasty surgery last year.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "She underwent a vaginoplasty conducted by a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy.

"She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."

Hole up, huh?

Jenna, you "hoed" up and out long ago. What a nasty girl at any age.

You are just like Jodie Marsh from the UK, except I don't think she's "put out" as much as you.

Here's Jodie Marsh below.

Eddie Murphy: Pimpin' It Old Skool For $400,000

I really used to love Eddie Murphy. I mean he was the funniest guy around until 1990. I don't know what bit him or what he ate, but is humor became nothing more than fart jokes and fart jokes while dressing up as different people. Herdee-har-har.

So, with just a few divorces and just 2 kids shy of a baseball team (that's 7 kids), Eddie bought himself a "baby daddy" present for his recent birthday. He decided on a $400,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe.

Eddie, just don't get behind on the support.

Sorry guys, Eddie "hoed" out so long ago, it's old skool!

Little Lindsay Lohan Loves Legging In Leggings

Try saying that title fast five times.

It's Lindsay Lohan and she's finally becoming a celeb-prenuer.

She's attached her name to a brand of leggings.

We knew this was coming.

So, what do you think.

I think Lindsay "so-hoed" out to Hollywood a long time ago.

All that rehab time and $$$ left her pushing leggings.

Good Luck.

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Pam Anderson: Pushed Up For My Country

When you attend a function at the White House... No matter how you feel about the president in office...show some respect...for yourself!

[At the] White House Correspondent's Dinner...Pam Anderson showed up in this revealing white frock that left little to the imagination.

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Seriously McMillan's Word Of The Day: Backseat Boy

Seriously McMillan's Word Of The Day: Backseat Boy

What's that?
A 'Backseat Boy' is your boy toy. Never go steady with a backseat boy, but you can make out with him till the break of dawn. Great Kisser. Hot looking. Oh yeah!

No sex. 'Backseat Boys' are not sex material. Never have sex with a 'Backseat Boy'.

Top Backseat Boys:
Penn Badgely
Nick Cannon (Don't tell Mariah)
Justin Timberlake
Chris Brown (Shown Above)

Mary Kate Olsen: What Happened?

There have got to be some real issues with Mary Kate Olsen. How can you a celebrity from...like...BIRTH and go around looking like the "homeless of Hollywood"?

Not to mention, she looks like she's being chased by PETA!

Janice Dickinson Supports Miley Cyrus

If there's one 'Hoe of Hollywood' that's known it's Ms. JD. Janice Dickinson, that is. This old gal is showing her support for "Celebri-Teen" Miley Cyrus.

Ok, so she dresses in slutty clothes to support a teen celebrity. Good thinking, Janice!