Showing posts with label Dressed Like A Mess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dressed Like A Mess. Show all posts

Monday, September 22, 2008

Emmy Awards 2008: Worst Of The Worst Dressed




From the top:
Kat Kramer
Jennifer Sciole
Kate Flannery

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Dressed Like A Mess- Face-Off : Sharon Stone Vs. Mary J Blige


This dress looks like a Home Economics sewing project from the 1960's. I can't believe they wore this frock in public.

Who looks worse? It's a tie!

Remember: Just because they design it, doesn't mean it will look good on you.

Dressed Like A Mess: Paris Hilton Vs. Kris Kardashian


Dressed like a pair of jungle peacocks, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian's mom, Kris, got PWNED by this colorful mess.

I'm sorry. This dress is gaudy and loud and was made for some rich old woman to wear in Florida. Ewww.

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Dressed Like A Mess: Jessica Simpson Vs. Eva Longoria


Who looked worse? Jessica Simpson or Eva Longoria. I would say they both look like walking curtain people.

This dress is FUBAR. It makes them both look pregnant, cheap and fat. The sad thing is, it's probably comfortable.

The new lingerie designer takes off from San Diego with boyfriend Tony Romo in her Juicy Couture dress, while the actress snuggles up to her guy Tony Parker in her floral maxidress as they depart from JFK a few days later.
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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dressed Like A Mess: Catherine Keener


Catherine looks like an Addams Family reject in this Halloween costumey looking suit, dead looking dry hair and goth make up she wore to the Cannes Film Festival 2008. Better dressing next year, we hope!

Dressed Like A Mess: Kelly Ripa


Kelly, next time you should watch out when the bird crosses the road Did you collide with a bird and win or what? Don't steal poor little birdy feathers to make ugly gowns anymore.

Dressed Like A Mess: Mariah Carey


This looks way to hoochie to be worn by a new bride who happens to be in her mid-30's.

Sorry, your high school cheerleader look is so over.

Dressed Like A Mess: Mischa Barton

Just say "no" to dreary clothes and camel toe. Ewww.
Does this girl have a stylist?

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dressed Like A Mess: Sarah Jessica Parker


Sarah Jessica Parker looks dowdy in this old fashioned up-do and pearly necklace. The dress looks like colorful static from a TV.

Dressed Like A Mess: Hilary Duff


On top: Obi Wan Kenobi
On Bottom: His Twin, Hilary Duff

Dressed Like A Mess: Mischa Barton


Mischa Barton looks like a total missed matched mess. A white lace baby doll dress, brown sneakers and a leather jacket? Where the heck did she think she was going?