What Happens In Cannes, Ends Up Here!

This years Cannes Film Festival is like the European version of the Academy Awards Red Carpet walk.

The star shined so brightly, most were blinded. Well, most were blinded by the huge set of babies that Angelina Jolie is carrying around. That's right. I mean set, as in pair...or what we normally call twins.

I don't care that she is preggers. What else does she have to do but lay under Brat Pitt all day and have sex?...not a bad job.

Here's Angelina Jolie showing off the proof that she, in fact, had sex with Brad Pitt.

And Brad Pitt smirkin'. Hey, he knows his sperm really work!





Here, the human version of Shrek, also known as Jack Black is there being the fun-loving Ogre.